Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Computer Butt

I officially have computer butt...is that what its called?  Because I just made that up.

I have been writing in all my free time, leaving me no time to exercise...my butt has gotten flatter and bigger. 

I am a married women with three toddler boys.  When I have time to write, I write.  But I am thinking that I might have to make a good thirty minutes for exercising because I stepped on the scale yesterday and I almost died from lack of oxygen to the brain.  My arms fell off and my eye balls ran away.  It was very sad, I look strange now. 

So, tell me how you keep from getting computer butt, because I imagine a lot of you actually get more time to write then I do.  Not that I'm saying your butt is bigger than mine...

That came out wrong.

But tell me anyways.  Anyone know any easy way to lose weight were I don't have to exercise a ton?  Oh, and I still want to eat a little. 

OH, and how could I forget.  Your visual for the day...I got some sketches back for my book cover My Stupid Girl.  She is coming back to me with some minor adjustments.  I flipping love it so much I am in danger of losing my eye balls again. 


Kayeleen Hamblin said...

The cover looks fun. As for the computer butt... your guess is as good as mine. I have three kids under 4 and you'd think keeping up with them would do it, but no. If you figure it out, let me know?

Jimmie Hammel said...

But on the bright side, the loss of your arms probably brought the scale back down to a reasonable number!

Silver lining.

Elana Johnson said...

Dude, if you figure out how to get rid of that butt while still eating and only exercising a little, let me know, okay?

Okay. :)

Jenny Phresh said...

You also have three boys? I am overrun by boys! It helps with the spreading butt situation.

Christie - The Fiction Enthusiast said...

I’m not sure if there is a cure for computer butt. I suffer from the same condition. If you find the magic answer please share :)

Loving the cover! It is super cool :)