Thursday, September 8, 2011

Things that SUCK

Black holes, they suck!

Britney, she is a brilliant saleswoman.  The girl can keep it going, but lets be honest.  Not the strongest voice to come out on radio. 

PEAS.  Id rather eat my own toes.

Down pillows.  They are nice for what, a week?  Then they are flat and your parents NEVER get rid of them, so when you visit you have a flat pillowcase that is a "DOWN PILLOW...ohhhhhhhhh, ahhhhhhhh!" 

Vacuums suck.  They suck hard!

Homework suuuuuuucks!  That's why I never did it.

Just stop.  YUCK!

Falling on your face, in front of people.

MY SPELLING.....It is not good.  Neither is my grammar! 

It was Mark Twain that said "If you can only come up with one way to spell a word that lacks creativity."  Bless you Mr. Twain

My editor deserves a month long vacation after working on my book.  Bless you Rae!


Tezzie said...

:) Thanks for the cartoon chuckles! As one who's always had pretty good spelling, it's coming as a bit of shock that after having been an expat for 10 years now, my spelling is getting worse and worse...and, surprisingly, I'm finding that I really don't care! ;D ('course, if I were writing a book, maybe it would bother me a bit more LOL)

Read my books; lose ten pounds! said...

HAHA. Well, It should bother me, but I figure what the heck is an edior for?

Jenny Phresh said...

What a suckfest!


CFOC said...

Super funny post! Yes, your spelling sometimes....BUT you more than make up for it with fantastic stories. Without spell check, most people would probably misspell too. Yes, that is why you pay editors.

Jessie Humphries said...

I lost some pounds in brain cells just now from laughing so hard at all the images! I needed that:)

Theresa Milstein said...

I'm with you on vegemite/marmite. Why? What's the point of it?

Now that I'm back in school, I'm with you on homework too!

Peggy Eddleman said...

This list is awesome! I, too, would rather eat my own toes than eat peas.